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Character: Inui Takumi Series: Kamen Rider Faiz Character Age: 18 Canon: Kamen Rider Faiz is about evolved humans called Orphnochs who can sire more Orphnochs by shoving tentacles down human's mouths and disintegrating their hearts. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. But the purpose of this is to create more Orphnochs because obviously they are better than real humans or something. In the end, they're really just another type of monster to defeat . . . unless they have human souls. But that's where the super hero belt comes in. Because all Kamen Riders have belts that let them transform into spandexy dudes, right? And the owner of this belt goes to Inui Takumi: Kamen Rider Faiz. Inui Takumi is an abrasive, whiny, bad-mouthed dude, as well as an orphnoch with a human soul. He doesn't get surprised easily and has a tendency to go with the flow more often than not. Seriously, he gets a henshin belt placed on him when an orphnoch attacks and all he does is transform and start fighting right away. He gets asked afterwards if he has any questions about it all, but he doesn't. He just complains about his cup of water being hot because he has a cat tongue ( can't eat hot things ) and tries to worm his way out of fighting monsters because he has 'circumstances.' However, he does have his heart in the right place because he tries his best when he puts his mind to it. While whining. Sample Post: I turned at the sign that said, "Cat tongues go here," because I thought it was Mari's idea of a joke. It wasn't. I know she's been saying she'd send me to camp to straighten out my ways for a while now, but I didn't think she'd actually do it. Man, I'm not even surprised you're sitting next to me wearing a priest's suit, but you don't need to blow on my soup. No, you really don- see, that's what I meant. Now I have purple gorilla hair in there. Do you think I can eat this now? Do you think this is some new health drink where if I eat it I can stop having a pussy tongue? Well you're wrong. And I don't want you to make me something new to eat. You're an idiot if you think I'm going to eat anything you try to make with those hands of yours because you've already ruined my soup. What? I have a bad mouth? Well I'm sorry; I can't help that I was born like this. Just like you can't help being born with that defect you call a face. So why don't you go make someone else's life a pain. No, your life isn't pain. My life is pain because I have to deal with you. Really, some people; you just can't get rid of them. You remind me of when I met this girl. Even in the beginning it was, "Takumi this," and, "Takumi that." Or, "Takumi fight the monster so they don't get my belt," and, "Takumi, you idiot, transform and defeat the monster!" Why do I always have to transform? Is it written in my job description that I'm an ally of justice? Because I'm not. I have my own circumstances. What do you mean I have no circumstances? I have a lot! Hey, aren't you a priest? Shouldn't you be more sympathetic to my cause? No? Then why don't you exorcise whatever it is that's got the toucans all riled up. I mean, really, all I want to do is finish this thermos of soup and find a way out, but the last time I tried that I got named the savior of humanity. I swear, I always get into situations like this and it's not like I even try- Hey! That was my thermos! I don't care if it's Tuesday! I just got that from the mess hall! Listen, do you want to fight?! Is that it?! Because you're making me angry and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry- Why are you looking at me like that? Hey, stop throwing holy water at me! What did I ever do to you?! What? You're saying monsters aren't allowed here? How do you even know I'm a monster?! I mean, look at you! You're not exactly human here! I said stop throwing holy water at me; it's not gonna do a thing! You know what? To hell with you! The toucans might say I've got my spandex bunched up where the sun don't shine, but at least they don't call me a monster! ( 96.4% SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS ) [ VOTING POST @ HERE ]